March 2006 Movie Reviews

I've never been a big movie buff, but I do watch them from time to time. Here are my smarmy quick and dirty reviews.

Crash: Best Picture Oscar? Ugh! Totally insipid and preachy crap. 4 out of 10
Thank You For Smoking: Very funny and entertaining. Way better than Crash. 8 out of 10
The Perfect Score: 2004 stupid movie but with a young, hot S. Johannson. Still better than Crash. 6 out of 10
Beyond Borders: he movie that inspired A. Jolie to adopt random foreigners. Good to a point, then stupid. 5.5 out of 10